WC: TOASTER Update [21/12/21]

This week’s session was very productive. In only three and a half hours, we finished Chilly Gorillas, Part 1 (Chapter ‘x’ where x is between 23.6 and 24) and wrote much of the following chapter, Chapter 24.

We introduced many new concepts and characters and in this festive session: Santa’s Giant Røde Cock, different remixes of Jingle Bell Rock, the Jonut, Y2K, Sex Mouth Santa, TF2, Inside Out, Joe Wick, Mined Pies with Icing, a syringe, The Pistachio Cake, JoJonut Mama’s mama, Pickle Rick Socks, Pickle Nick, The Naughty and Nick List, Dubai, Direction, Magnitude, The Capo Behind the Curtain, The Octagon and the Vomit-Vomit ratio.

We wrote our longest introductory notes yet: which, formatted, sits at over a page long: and we, in a very roundabout way, tried to explain why orientation is irrelevant on Planet.

The story now stands at around 39,900 words, or ~79.8% complete.

Our favourite quote from this week:

(HP) How do I make Santa Slutdrop? (L) You’re my Wonderwall. Sam’s mum lives near Cornwall!