[CONTEXT: As Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt Energy Drink has been out of stock for a very long time now, I and a fellow Seagalogist decided to try and make our own using as many ingredients as we were able to source from a local Sainsbury’s.] We’ve made the Lightning Bolt. It instantly erupted out of the blender and smells equally as powerful. We’ve put it in the fridge to chill. More Seagal Day [the anniversary of the day on which Steven Seagal was born, 10 April 1952] updates to come. Stay Tuned!
The ingredients we couldn’t get for the Lightning Bolt must have been important as it didn’t taste very good. Maybe next year we can do better.
[EXTERNAL REVIEW] It was all kinds of wrong! X
