Steven Seagal: Lawman [2009-2014] Review

I haven’t written a proper review for this yet but I have watched it and it is honestly my favourite reality television series. In a nutshell, the standard episode formula is as follows: the most dramatic scene from the episode, intro (“I make a living in the movies, but for the past 20 years… I’ve also been a cop. And along with some of the finest deputies on the force, I serve the people of Jefferson Parish, Louisiana. My name is Steven Seagal. That’s right, Steven Seagal: deputy sheriff.”), checking black men in blue jeans and white baggy shirts for drugs (sometimes finding them but mostly just taking them in for attachments and letting them go the next day) and rounding the episode off with Seagal doing whatever he wants to do: be it going to a dog shelter, playing the blues with Thunderbox or taking the team for some authentic Japanese food (“give me something that’ll scare these white people!”)